Me: Chat, when you go by the market tomorrow can you get me a papaya?
Chat: Yes, you want the kind you can get in the SM or the Tagalog papaya?
Me: Oh, I don't know.
Chat: It can be sweeter the papaya or bigger or they can be smaller
Me: Yeah... I don't know. I've been having stomach problems, and someone told me to eat papaya. So, just get me any papaya.
Chat: Ooohh, papaya makes the poo come. (Followed by hand motion around her own bum.)
Chat: Yes! Papaya good for the poo!
Me: Yeah, well I don't really need any help in that area. Soo...
Chat: Yes, papaya for the poo. If the poo is hard, or if maybe you don't poo. Like maybe you no poo for 2 days... 3 days... you eat the papaya and then comes the poo. (Keep in my mind corresponding hand motions coincide with each sentence.)
Chat: It's ok Ma'am, don't worry, you will try. (She hurries out the door.)
I will try huh?
I don't think I'm going to like this...