Monday, February 28, 2011

Papaya Brings the Poo

Me: Chat, when you go by the market tomorrow can you get me a papaya?

Chat: Yes, you want the kind you can get in the SM or the Tagalog papaya?

Me: Oh, I don't know.

Chat: It can be sweeter the papaya or bigger or they can be smaller

Me: Yeah... I don't know. I've been having stomach problems, and someone told me to eat papaya. So, just get me any papaya.

Chat: Ooohh, papaya makes the poo come. (Followed by hand motion around her own bum.)

Me: Huh?

Chat: Yes! Papaya good for the poo!

Me: Yeah, well I don't really need any help in that area. Soo...

Chat: Yes, papaya for the poo. If the poo is hard, or if maybe you don't poo. Like maybe you no poo for 2 days... 3 days... you eat the papaya and then comes the poo. (Keep in my mind corresponding hand motions coincide with each sentence.)

Me: *Confusion*

Chat: It's ok Ma'am, don't worry, you will try. (She hurries out the door.)

I will try huh?

I don't think I'm going to like this...