I know what you're thinking... and no.
No, I did not have a baby.
No, I am not one of those women that didn't know they were pregnant, until they find a baby in the bottom of the toilet.
And no, I would never name my child Lee Muse Jr.
(Not that it's a bad name, it's a great name. But I am not a "Jr." type person.... We are vain... but we aren't that vain. Like George Foreman... I mean really, no normal person names all their children George. That's just nonsense. Children should have their own names, that way it's easier for them to distinguish which one of them you're yelling at. Anyway... I digress...)
So you can imagine my surprise when Lee came home a few months ago and told me that a baby was just born and his name was Lee Muse, because I sure as shit didn't have one so he had some serious "splainin'" to do!
Lee: So... apparently a guy from work, and his wife just had a baby.
Me: Really? Shocking...
Lee: Yeah... well, he named the baby Leemuse.
Me: Ha! Excuse me?
Lee: Yeah, he named the baby Leemuse. I mean, I can't be sure, because I don't even know who this guy is, but one of the other guys at work told me about it. He said that this guy named his new baby Leemuse, after me.
Me: hahahahahahaha. There are no words for this! hahahahahaha!!!
Lee: I know!
Me: So what you're telling me is... hahaha! A guy you don't know, a guy you've never really met.... hahahaha! Named his child after you... his child?!? Why?!?! hahahahahahaha!
Lee: I don't know!
Me: hahahaha! Well, do you think he knows that your name is Lee Muse, not Leemuse. I mean he knows it's not all one name right.... hahahahahaha!
I found this to be highly amusing! But of course there was no real proof, so as hilarious as it was we weren't completely sure if it was true.
Then there was a miracle... and it came in the form of a Facebook friend request.
A friend request from Leemuse's daddy. Hallelujah!
The stalking commenced... Leemuse officially existed.
Please see official Facebook proof below...
(Note: Middle name is Bob. Not really much of a Filipino name. I've met, Dodongs, Jollys, Nolis, but never a Bob. This kid is one of a kind.)
So there you have it.
The one and only "Leemuse Jr."
I still haven't decided if Lee should be honored or terrified, either way there is another Lee Muse on the planet... and here I thought the world could only handle one.