Leaving the chip aisle at the grocery store...
Lee: Ha! You know what's funny?
Lee: I was just thinking about chips... and then... I saw this...
Lee: But they aren't chips! They're cookies!
Me: Yeeeesss... but they have, chocolate chips in them..
Lee: Ahhhh.... Ha!
(I swear you can actually see the lights flick on inside his head...)
In the car on the way home...
Me: I'm still laughing about you and chips. You do know I'm writing about this...?
Lee: No... I mean... some people call fries, chips. Or cookies, biscuits. I just thought maybe cookies used to be called chips.
Me: Ummm... no.