Yesterday I was shopping in St. Tropez. I got to talking with one of the local shop ladies about being here in France.
The usual... where are you from? where are you staying? how long are you here?
Shop Lady: How long zu stay in St. Tropez?
Me: Six weeks
Shop Lady: Zat is a long time. How do you find ze French men.
Me: Umm.. their great... I guess.
Shop Lady: Zu should take a luuvvaa while you're here!
Me: A lover? Ha! I don't think my husband would appreciate that very much.
(This of course led to the usual... You're married? But you're so young! How old are you? 25? I thought maybe 18...)
Shop Lady: Well, iz your huzband with zu here?
Me: No, he's not.
Shop Lady: Well, zen it doesn't matter! Zis is France! You take a luuvva!
Me: C'est la vie...
PS - Lee did not appreciate this conversation. I don't believe he's real fond of the French.