Dogs. Cats hate dogs. Even little dogs like Mr. Bigg.
So I got Mr. Bigg pumped up about cats....
Me: Mr. Bigg! Where are the cats?
Mr. Bigg: *Ears Perk*
Me: Mr. Bigg! Where are the cats?!
Mr. Bigg: Grrr...rrrr...grrr
Me: Mr. Bigg, Go get the cats!
Mr. Bigg: Bark..Bark..
I'm fully aware I'm insane... but hey, he talks back...
(Can't decide if that makes it better or worse.)
I opened the front door... Mr. Bigg bounds into the front yard barking but instead of chasing kittens out the gate... they run back up underneath the car.
Because I forgot to open the gate...BIG FAIL.
Kittens: 1 Mr. Bigg: 0
He looks so defeated...
He's kind of a drama queen...