Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Only in America...

Since I started the "Only in the Philippines," posts, which consist of things like home-made license plates and name calling nail ladies. I decided it would only be fair to start an "Only in America," line of posts to which I could write about things like candy pooping reindeer.

Candy pooping reindeer you ask?

Yes. A reindeer. Which does in fact... defecate candy. Yum!

A Christmas present from my 14-year-old brother.

The candy dispenser came with green and red jelly beans. But let's be serious... that's just not realistic.

I decided to make it bit more authentic... I opted for mini chocolate chips.

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Obviously, the chocolate chips didn't agree with him. I mean... look at that face.

Note: The Trans-Siberian Orchestra music was inserted after filming. The original background noise was a very embarrassing conversation about constipation. Reindeer constipation... obviously.

Anyway... Merry Christmas! Here is a candy pooping reindeer...

Only in America.

Actually, I just looked at his belly and he was definitely made in China. So only in America and China... my bad.