Packing to go out of town for a wedding...
Me: So, you're wearing your suit to the wedding... what are you wearing to the rehearsal dinner?
Lee: I don't know... jeans and a t-shirt?
Me: Lee, it's a rehearsal dinner, you have to dress up.
Lee: Ok... then I will wear jeans and a tuxedo t-shirt.
Me: Ok, now you're being ridiculous.
Lee: No. I think that sounds awesome.
Me: Yeah... very classy.
Three weeks later... my 14-year-old brother had a semi-formal dance at school. Two days before the dance, my mom finds out about it.
Mom: When were you planning on telling me you had a dance on Friday?
Brother: Oh, I have a dance on Friday.
Mom: Well, I'm glad I found out about it. We need to go get you a suit.
Brother: I'm not wearing a suit.
Mom: What are you going to wear?
Brother: I'm just going to wear jeans... and maybe one of those tuxedo t-shirts! That would be awesome.
Mom: You're not wearing that. Try and have a little bit of class...
I don't know which is scarier... my husband having the fashion sense of a 14-year-old, or that I really am becoming my mother.