Shortly after I got back from the states...
Lee: What are you making?
Me: Something delicious! I'm trying to suck up before I tell you how much money I spent in the states... (Clever. I know.)
Lee: Well, I hope you didn't spend too much money...
Lee: ... because I bought a stereo and an alarm for the car.
Me: Excuse me. You what?
Lee: *Big Goofy Grin*
Me: You bought a stereo...? And an alarm...? For tha..
Lee: For "The Green Machine!"
Me: The. Green. Machine...?????
"The Green Machine"
You've got to be kidding me...