King of the Jungle

Monday, November 2, 2009

Posted by The Undomesticated Housewife

On our first day at Coco Beach we went to the pool for happy hour. We were doing our typical people watch/trying to figure out where people are from based on generalizations and stereotypes.

Hassan: Lee, go figure out where those girls are from.

Lee: What?

Me: Yeah, go flirt with them... and find out.

Lee: Go flirt with them...?

Me: Yeah!

Lee: What? Why me? I'm married...

Me: Oh, yeah right. It will be funny, just do it.

Hassan: She's at the bar... go.

Hassan: He's talking to her...

Me: Hand shake... very good...

Hassan: Ha! She's scooting closer to him!

Me: Wow, an ass scoot? He's better at this than I thought!

Hassan: Now, both girls are over there...

Me: This is hilarious!

...

Me: Wow Babe, I am totally impressed! I didn't know you were such a good flirt.

Lee: Yep. I told you not to let me go over there... You let the lion back in the jungle... it's all instincts now...