Wednesday, September 30, 2009

"The worst thing you can be is a liar....Okay fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but THEN, number two is liar. Nazi 1, Liar 2"

White guys can't dance.

I realize this is not a new concept but the fact was reiterated a couple of weekends ago.

This seems to be genetic... no rhythm right from birth... many try to hide and avoid dancing at all costs.

But then they get older... they start dating a much younger woman, they try and keep up with her at the bar, and end up showing off their oh-so-awesome dance moves. It rocks!

The older white gentleman with a filipino girl half his age is not an uncommon occurrence and they are often seen attached to one another at local night clubs.

And usually their dance moves are all about the same...

There is the one which I like to call "The Boxer." You know... bouncing on their toes, arms close to their sides protecting their bodies, with the slight head bob from side to side...

Then there's "The Dinosaur." It's similar to The Boxer, accept with limp wrists and a little more front to back action with the head...

Then there are the classics which include things like "The Chicken," "The Sprinkler," and whatever you call that one where they shake their butts and point to the ceiling... is there a name for that one? We should make one up.

Well, this last time I saw something completely new and totally awesome..

I'm calling it "The Nazi"...

It went something like...

Step to the right...2..3..4

Heil Hitler!

Step to the left...2...3...4..

Heil Hitler!

He had the Hilter Salute down to an art form. And anyone who can make up a Nazi dance to Chris Brown is choreographically a genius!

Now, this was not like any other dance move I've ever seen so I can obviously assume he's not from America... he is probably from somewhere more "cultured"... like Europe.