Monday, August 10, 2009

Spider Revenge


I don't know if you can tell in the picture... but that spider is freakin' huge!! Enormous...

Lee and I came home from Janice's house the other night to find that guy hanging out on our wall...

Me: OMG!! That is the biggest spider I have ever seen!! You get a shoe... I'm getting my camera, I have to take a picture of that!

Moments later... after the photo shoot... Lee "kills" the spider...

And by kills I mean... he hits it with the shoe... and it disappears.

Amateur....

I couldn't find it anywhere... the only thing I found was one spider leg on the floor.

Me: You missed it!
Lee: I didn't miss it! I killed it. There's a leg on the floor.
Me: Where is the rest of him?
Lee: You know how spiders curl up in to nothing after they get killed...
Me: Whatever... that spider was huge... he didn't just curl up in to nothing and vanish... find him!

I'm panicked...
Lee's pissed...

He pulls the couch away from the wall... no spider...

He throws the cushions... no spider...

Then the pillows... no spider

Lee: You find him! I'm going to bed!

After 10 minutes of spraying around the room with bug spray... I went to bed too.

But I could hardly sleep because I knew he was in there planning some sort of seven legged spider revenge...

I guess I shouldn't have sent a man to do a Phelp's job...

We never found the spider.